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A Letter to Trey Songz

Dear Trey Songz,

(This is purely opinion)

This is for all the young girls who can’t understand the damage you are causing them. Please remember that everyone who watches your videos are not grown women. Even though your music is catering to mature people, you still make appearances on shows like BET 106 & Park and I’m sure you meet many young fans out on the road that love your music and respect you.

Now I’m not knocking you doing you. If you like singing about sex, that is good for you. You are a grown man who is capable of making his own decisions. But I am not hating. What I rather you take from this letter is the main idea that you have a lot of power right now. You have the the good looks, body, and voice that would make any girl turn heads upon first glance.

And let’s be real, it’s not your fault you look that way or sound that way when you belt a note. But you have a talent, a gift that many people wish they could have. So don’t you somewhat agree that you should use it for the better of society? Now you might say, “Those are not my daughters. People need to raise their kids.” Yes that is true. Parents need to do their jobs. But let’s be real about this. You may not ever have an idea of how many young girls look at you as their “ideal guy.” I’m sure there is plenty more than you could imagine. You were 15 once. Were you listening to your mother or father or did you think what was on TV and at school was more “cool”? Some of these girls are smart. They will be fine. But some of them are not.

So if Trey Songz puts out a video called “Invented Sex,” and they watch it, what do you think these girls are imagining about sex? Some may think that there is some rewards in it and that their experiences will be good. They will never think about the emotional, mental, and physical consequences that comes with having sex. Why Trey? Because they are young. Now I’m not blaming you for these girls wanting to have sex. People have been doing this before your video came out and they will be doing it after. But does that make it ok? Does it make it fine to continue to glorify something that is a problem in our community? Do you realize you are contributing to the desensitization of the youth’s mind to sex, so that they do not think sex is a serious matter.

And you know what Trey, I’m sure somewhere in the back of your mind you thought about this. You are human and I’m sure you have a heart.

Why am I targeting you? Because you are a celebrity. You have pull, power, and influence that the average person does not have. So what you do will be left in the minds longer than what the everyday person does. That’s the world we live in and that’s the role you decided to take in society.

If this offends you are fans, well you can’t always get the positive reviews you want as an artist. That is life. Someone will always say the truth and be honest.

I say if you love your fans, you will truly think about how your music is affecting them. You might do some community service here and there and give to a charity, but you will be remembered more for the music you make. That’s the world we live in. I say if your music does more influencing then use that to gain people’s ears. Don’t take the easy way out. We both know sex sells. And I see you love selling it. Cus after all you Invented Sex, right?

Sincerely,

The Checkpoint.

GYRO! FÖRKLARA ER! OCH LINA MEHLQVIST, INGMAR VARP, CHRISTINA GILLBERG OCH NICOLAS ZANDER HUR TÄNKTE NI?

Åh jag må vara sen på denhär potatisen men det spelar mig faktiskt ingen som helst roll. Jag ska ju, som jag nu har tjatat hur mycket som helst presentera svensk reklam för Law&Kenneth. Men vet ni, om jag ska vara ärlig så är jag inte det minsta sugen på det längre. Tack för det Gyro.

För intet ont anande satt jag på AdsOfTheWorld och letade annonser. Och då dök de upp. Fittorna. Snipporna. Underliven. Muttorna. Könsorganen. Kalla det vad ni vill men de var där. Rakt framför mig.

Att reklam spelar på sex och sånt är ju ingen direkt nyhet, men det här känns ju bara äckligt och obehagligt och det är ju en ens sex.

Visst sitter att kvinnans delar i muttan? De gör det va? Och att stoppa in saker där gör ju bara saken än roligare. En bibel! Ja, det stoppar vi in. Och ett rör med Bakis. Och varför inte en Voodoo-docka. Eller kanske ja, vad ska vi mer komma på? Ett par flygbiljetter kanske! JA, det kör vi på! Varför inte en krycka när vi ändå håller på? (nej, just det, den får ju inte plats i väskan och det hände ju på riktigt för några år sedan, nej inte att en tjej fick en krycka i väskan, i muttan var det)

Jag skulle så gärna att Gyro mailade mig imorgon och berättade att de hade värsta smarta baktanken med det här, men jag tror inte riktigt att det kommer bli så.

Nej nu ska jag gå hem och så tänker jag strunta i dendär presentationen några dagar. Tills jag mår bättre och hittat något att vara stolt över.

When the zombie apocalypse comes....

I am laying here in bed watching Day of the Dead with Mena Suvari, Nick Cannon, and Forever Slut Eden(Aka..Chick from 90210). Anywho.

I have a serious deep fear of zombies. Everytime they come out with a new movie these fuckers get faster. I started to devise a plan in my head on how I’m going to survive. What I plan to do if ever some zombies rise…I’m robbing WALMART first because Walmart has everything. I plan on starting with a group of at least 8 people. No children. Wait…I have a kid but he’s really like a 35-year-old man on the inside so he would be one of the eight. Back to the plan…All people in my group of 8 need to know how to run and can’t be scared to shoot anyone at anytime. Zombies attacks leave no time for anyone to be all sentimental. That’s how you die. No one in my crew can be nosy, no looking for shit and checking out noises. We stay together.

So back to Walmart…

Wait before we can go to Walmart we need to steal a rescue or military vehicle. That will fit 8, if your ass can’t fit you can’t go.

Now we can go to Walmart

We must go in there with guns ready. We need to hit specific aisles and departments.

Sporting Goods—We need duffel bags to put the guns and ammo in.

Hunting Aisle—Load all the ammo possible.

Household Goods—Bleach, Acid

Food Aisle— We need alcohol and lighters and not for smoking and drinking.

Stock up on water and can goods.

Pharmacy–Because all females in the crew should be on birth control. I don’t want anyone getting pregnant in the crew.(I’ll explain why later)

I also believe we should steal master keys from car lots if we can because there will be a bunch of available cars for us to use.

I would not want my crew too bogged down with goods. Mostly guns because that’s important and more thank  likely what will save us in the long run.

( I hope by now you all realize this is bullshit–sort of)

Word of caution…I will push you down if you are in the way.

In the crew I would like a few bad ass females including myself. Then some semi-hot guys.(The reason for birth control) I know. I know. During a zombie attack you really shouldn’t be thinking about sex but when things get lonely and stuff….sex will occur.

Where was I going with this again???? I don’t know.

I guess to make a long story short if the zombies were to rise I would just shoot the people I love in the head and use the last bullet for myself. I just really would not want to prolong the inevitable. Zombies are fucking scary.

Naked cheat gets frozen out

A LOVE cheat balances naked and shivering on an air conditioning vent after being caught romping with another man’s wife.

[picture: cheat is abused by husband after escaping out window]

Sun Meng, 25, fled outside with the husband yelling abuse from his apartment window. This photo was taken by a neighbour – then posted on a local community website.

Sun said in Chengdu (成都), central China: “People are even laughing at how I look naked. But I must point out it was a very cold day.”

Bron: www.thesun.co.uk [31-10-2009]

Two funny witch and goblin stories!!

First, the Obamas do trick-or-treating.  That’s fine, but also a bit funny.  Can you image Mrs. Bush or Mrs. Clinton in a tiger costume growling like a big cat??  And Michelle looks the part.  

Published: 3:52PM GMT 31 Oct 2009

Barack and Michelle Obama greet trick or treaters at the North Portico of the White House as they celebrate Halloween Photo: AFP/Getty The children, from Washington DC, Maryland and Virginia, were to do their trick-or-treating on the most famous front porch in America, the North Portico.

There was no word on what the White House treats might include; Mrs Obama is a vocal supporter of healthy eating, and regularly invites local children to help her work in her vegetable garden.

 

Second, this story is so wierd one initially thinks it is made up.

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Paris Hilton Inflicts Voodoo Curse on Cristiano Ronaldo, Seriously

October 30th, 2009

By: Ben

You may think that’s just a clever title and that the subsequent text is simply some passing sex kerfuffle between two high-profile idiots, but no, Paris Hilton truly spent literal money for a witch doctor to put a hex on Cristiano Ronaldo (if you’ll recall, they did stuff together).  The shaman, only known to the press as “Pepe the Witch” (I am not making this up), drove supernatural demons into Ronaldo’s ankle, forcing him to the sidelines for a week.

Pepe has revealed that his remit is “to do everything possible to prevent Cristiano Ronaldo continuing his career in football” and that he will take his voodoo doll of the player and “stab him in the spine”.

Initially, Pepe was coy about revealing who put the hit out, intimating only that she was a ”jilted lover,” “non-European,” and “a very wealthy heiress form a well-known family.”  ”Oh, and her name rhymes with Shmaris Blilton.”  (I made that part up, he did not say that.)

Paris confirmed that the client was, indeed, her.  But now Ronaldo has himself turned to dark arts practitioners, in hopes of exorcising Pepe’s curse…  (more here)

 

Thing is, that story is not too far removed from Hillary blaming Bush for problems in Pakistan.  All she has to do now is hire the sorcerer (oh, that might be Bush, himself!)