Like a werewolf during a full moon, I have a certain period during each month where I become a sex-craving maniac searching for a drop of white liquid gold (You know…). It usually lasts for just a few hours in a span of 3 days, randomly. I’m not saying that I never think about sex for the remaining days of the month but it becomes a more consuming thought. I have different levels of “hunger”: one level is where I’m watching TV, see a hottie and imagine in about 30 secs what I would do to him then the lust goes away as quickly as it came. Another level is when it’s a constant thought until I take care of myself or just find something to entertain/distract me then I don’t care anymore. But when the “blue phase” (that’s what I call it) starts there’s nothing I can do to contain the beast within. It’s as if I become a different person, my thoughts are just flashes of hot intertwined bodies seeking sexual relief. And nothing can distract me until the “blue phase” ends. Also I get really vivid, steamy sex dreams when the “blue phase” occurs. My most recent one was me being passed around with Ianto, Jack, and the Doctor from Doctor Who and Torchwood; and then there was the one of me and Mike Rowe as next door neighbors who were very friendly. I just passed the blue phase without letting some random trucker have his way with me in a restroom. I survived the month…this time. >:)
My recurring dreams look a lot like this during the “blue phase”:
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