Right, I’ll begin apologising to the easily offended amongst you because this one may get a little graphic in parts.
I don’t understand the appeal of anal sex. One of my friends approaches every relationship or sexual encounter with a blind desire to perform such an act – I say desire, but drooling enthusiasm or total, unhinged craving would be more accurate terms. I’m in the lucky position where I’m constantly regaled with tales of him initiating and performing anal on his past conquests – some with horrendous results – and it’s a pursuit that he swears by. 
First of all, I can’t imagine how the whole process isn’t excruciating painful for the person of the receiving end. I can understand the visual aspects, as I’m as much a fan of a deliciously sculpted female rear as the next man, but inserting something into what is strictly an exit whole and then vigorously thrusting it whilst inside sits entirely foreign with me. Surely no woman would willingly want to be on the receiving end? I’ve watched enough porn in my time to have to seen one or two of the ‘actresses’ appear as if their having a blinding time, but in the confines of their private life I can’t picture them saying; “There’s sod all on the box.. Do me in the arse?”
The needs for un-natural lubrications doesn’t sit well either. When a girl is aroused, the moisture created in the appropriate area is joyous, which is why I can’t see smearing someone’s arse with a finger of Vaseline as anything other than a task a medical professional should be doing.
Worst of all is that I think it’s only an act of hate. I can’t envisage saying to my girlfriend “Darling, I truly love you with all my heart. All that’s missing from our union is me being able to viciously fuck you in the most painful area and most likely causing you to crap yourself over the carpet, because that’s love to me”. It’s something that large, tattooed convicts do to one another because of gang feuds or simply because there isn’t much in the way of an alternate option.
That’s just my opinion.
I await other views and a lot of vitriol, no doubt.
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