Sunday, November 1, 2009

Two funny witch and goblin stories!!

First, the Obamas do trick-or-treating.  That’s fine, but also a bit funny.  Can you image Mrs. Bush or Mrs. Clinton in a tiger costume growling like a big cat??  And Michelle looks the part.  

Published: 3:52PM GMT 31 Oct 2009

Barack and Michelle Obama greet trick or treaters at the North Portico of the White House as they celebrate Halloween Photo: AFP/Getty The children, from Washington DC, Maryland and Virginia, were to do their trick-or-treating on the most famous front porch in America, the North Portico.

There was no word on what the White House treats might include; Mrs Obama is a vocal supporter of healthy eating, and regularly invites local children to help her work in her vegetable garden.

 

Second, this story is so wierd one initially thinks it is made up.

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Paris Hilton Inflicts Voodoo Curse on Cristiano Ronaldo, Seriously

October 30th, 2009

By: Ben

You may think that’s just a clever title and that the subsequent text is simply some passing sex kerfuffle between two high-profile idiots, but no, Paris Hilton truly spent literal money for a witch doctor to put a hex on Cristiano Ronaldo (if you’ll recall, they did stuff together).  The shaman, only known to the press as “Pepe the Witch” (I am not making this up), drove supernatural demons into Ronaldo’s ankle, forcing him to the sidelines for a week.

Pepe has revealed that his remit is “to do everything possible to prevent Cristiano Ronaldo continuing his career in football” and that he will take his voodoo doll of the player and “stab him in the spine”.

Initially, Pepe was coy about revealing who put the hit out, intimating only that she was a ”jilted lover,” “non-European,” and “a very wealthy heiress form a well-known family.”  ”Oh, and her name rhymes with Shmaris Blilton.”  (I made that part up, he did not say that.)

Paris confirmed that the client was, indeed, her.  But now Ronaldo has himself turned to dark arts practitioners, in hopes of exorcising Pepe’s curse…  (more here)

 

Thing is, that story is not too far removed from Hillary blaming Bush for problems in Pakistan.  All she has to do now is hire the sorcerer (oh, that might be Bush, himself!)

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