I am laying here in bed watching Day of the Dead with Mena Suvari, Nick Cannon, and Forever Slut Eden(Aka..Chick from 90210). Anywho.
I have a serious deep fear of zombies. Everytime they come out with a new movie these fuckers get faster. I started to devise a plan in my head on how I’m going to survive. What I plan to do if ever some zombies rise…I’m robbing WALMART first because Walmart has everything. I plan on starting with a group of at least 8 people. No children. Wait…I have a kid but he’s really like a 35-year-old man on the inside so he would be one of the eight. Back to the plan…All people in my group of 8 need to know how to run and can’t be scared to shoot anyone at anytime. Zombies attacks leave no time for anyone to be all sentimental. That’s how you die. No one in my crew can be nosy, no looking for shit and checking out noises. We stay together.
So back to Walmart…
Wait before we can go to Walmart we need to steal a rescue or military vehicle. That will fit 8, if your ass can’t fit you can’t go.
Now we can go to Walmart
We must go in there with guns ready. We need to hit specific aisles and departments.
Sporting Goods—We need duffel bags to put the guns and ammo in.
Hunting Aisle—Load all the ammo possible.
Household Goods—Bleach, Acid
Food Aisle— We need alcohol and lighters and not for smoking and drinking.
Stock up on water and can goods.
Pharmacy–Because all females in the crew should be on birth control. I don’t want anyone getting pregnant in the crew.(I’ll explain why later)
I also believe we should steal master keys from car lots if we can because there will be a bunch of available cars for us to use.
I would not want my crew too bogged down with goods. Mostly guns because that’s important and more thank likely what will save us in the long run.
( I hope by now you all realize this is bullshit–sort of)
Word of caution…I will push you down if you are in the way.
In the crew I would like a few bad ass females including myself. Then some semi-hot guys.(The reason for birth control) I know. I know. During a zombie attack you really shouldn’t be thinking about sex but when things get lonely and stuff….sex will occur.
Where was I going with this again???? I don’t know.
I guess to make a long story short if the zombies were to rise I would just shoot the people I love in the head and use the last bullet for myself. I just really would not want to prolong the inevitable. Zombies are fucking scary.
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