Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Stripper advice that works (brazilian waxers keep moving, nothing to see here)

I have decided to let the kitten thing rest for awhile seeing as I am sick of hearing myself complaining.

So instead I am going to give some rather useful “kitten” advise that I got from a stripper.  She said that after you shave your : vajajay, box, kitten whatever you call it, apply deodorant (must be white) to the area that you shaved to prevent bumps and razor burn.  Much like all other advice I have gotten from strippers through out the years, it really works.  I find that it is even more successful if you use your husbands without him knowing (wicked).

I have shared my stripper facts with friends and they all agree, it works.  However I am anti-brazilian so don’t use my helpful hints if you are rocking the 11 year old look because I refuse to help you because you totally creep me out, this info is for big girls only.

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