I have decided to let the kitten thing rest for awhile seeing as I am sick of hearing myself complaining.
So instead I am going to give some rather useful “kitten” advise that I got from a stripper. She said that after you shave your : vajajay, box, kitten whatever you call it, apply deodorant (must be white) to the area that you shaved to prevent bumps and razor burn. Much like all other advice I have gotten from strippers through out the years, it really works. I find that it is even more successful if you use your husbands without him knowing (wicked).
I have shared my stripper facts with friends and they all agree, it works. However I am anti-brazilian so don’t use my helpful hints if you are rocking the 11 year old look because I refuse to help you because you totally creep me out, this info is for big girls only.
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